New sponsor teams with Dr Scholls, others to solve problem before SanRaflaanderrs
After the “Dominican Drench Job” as it’s being dubbed, Ken Hushvod has convened an emergency task force to combat the perspiration issue that blinded him in the finale of Marin-Roubaix and cost him a spot on the podium.
“Along with Arm & Hammer, who are known for their expertise in moisture absorbing powders, we have assembled a crack team with cooperation from Dr Scholls, Headsweats and the European Perspiration Foundation to find a workable solution for the Ronde, Hushvod’s manager J.O. Plokinskiberg read in a press statement.
“We expect a level of cooperation between all parties on par with the best F1 racing teams. For this to cost Hushvod a chance at victory is not an outcome we are willing to accept.”
Will the assembled might of such beauty industry heavyweight be enough to stem the proverbial salty tide? We shall know tomorrow…
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