Thank you so much for your letter. See you at the Hushvod booster party Tuesday night! It wasn't easy tracking down your old heroes, but we have a few answers for you!
Jeffe Cantarutti
Congrats should be offered to Jeffe Cantarutti who recently dominated the Kent Lake Challenge a well known but small Bass fishing tournament in California. Cantarutti's strong showing caught the eyes the Italian National Bass Team looking to put a European stamp on the Bass Master Elite Series. Jeff will be shooting for the Angler of the Year and a brand New Toyota Tundra.
Jens Van Wyngaert
Jens Wyngaert has unfortunately fallen on bad times. He was recently admitted to Napa State Hospital where he is currently recovering from an streaking incident in his hometown of San Francisco. Rather than go to jail, Wyngaert opted for the mental hospital. As you can see here, he has not fully recovered.Marcus Peuusheler
Marcus Peuusheler rides his bike occasionally, but is more interested in preparing his border collie mix for the Border Collie World Championships in Munich this June. Marcus is also running for Minister in his small German hometown. Seen here at a fund raising lunch, Peuushler's campaign is based on naming Sierra Nevada Pale Ale as Germany's official beer. This has angered many of his compatriots.
Baen van der Standish
Baen van der Standish, seen here training in the wine country is seriously considering a ride in this year's Rhonde San Raflannderrs. PHRO director Joot Litvalk has assured van der Standish that PHRO does not have a helmet rule. In response, van der Standish is reportedly a possible starter.Andee "dutch crunch" Van Amerseen
The "dutch crunch" can often be found riding his bike in Richmond, California. Van Amerseen has accepted a job as a traffic conductor for the California Transportation Agency known as Cal Trans.
Dougart Delonesh
Dougart Delonesh is doing just fine as seen in this picture. Delondish has not been seen riding much of late as he is assisting Jeffe Cantarutti's run at the Bass Master Championships later this month. In the meantime Dougart will continue enjoying his primary passion the musical arts.
I'm appalled by this image someone claims to be me; this is clearly Photoshopped and an affront to both my character and my mental well-being. True I'm temporarily residing in the Napa area but it's strictly work-related. I've been doing side work for the computer systems at the hospital in hopes that I might afford a new bike by the time time 'cross season rolls around. I'm hoping that I can make one last shot at glory and dispel these myths and half-truths surrounding my whereabouts and questionable health.
ReplyDeleteI know for a fact that Hushvod was powering down donuts and beer last Wednesday night after his Tuesday night debacle so if you're looking for a pot to call black, look no further.