BREAKING Cyclish News: Hushvod Denied Visa, GP Ken Hushvod Rescheduled

PHRO Postpones GPKH, shuffles MWC calendar due to True Travel Ban

Litvalk looking "faded" at the 
tanning salon

In a shocking development today, PHRO released a press statement today stating that the GP Ken Hushvod has been postponed and the entire slate of MWC fake races has been rescheduled for later dates.
In the statement, PHRO Chairman, Joos Litvalk explained the change as being due to Ken Hushvod, the fake-race's namesake, being stuck outside the county as a result of the Trump travel ban invalidating all Marin resident visas for individuals not meeting certain "requirements."

Hushvod choking on a 'meat stick'

Litvalk was not able to elaborate on which "requirements" were not met but some pundits are speculating  that Hushvod was stranded in Reno, NV while on a meat smuggling trip. Hushvod's proclivity towards carnivorism is well documented with multiple sources confirming his extraordinary intake of sausages and other cured delicacies.

The revised schedule for the MWC is as follows:

Marin World Cup

2017

REVISED SCHEDULE

Grand Prix Ken Hushvod

Sunday, April 2nd

3pm

Marin-Roubaix

Sunday, April 9th

3pm

Ronde von SanRaflaanderran

SATURDAY, April 15th

3pm