Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Hushvod Guarantees Fireworks at San Raflaanderrs!


A somber and subdued but very professional looking Ken Hushvod briefly met reporters outside the Northside Wheelmen Corporate Offices in Emerytwerp the morning after his thrilling victory at Marin-Roubaix.

“I do not have the time or the patience to discuss my disqualification from the overall of the MWC. I will say, however, that I am very disappointed. Therefore, I am dedicated to attacking every berg at next week’s San Raflaanderrs. Jonas is a great rider and I have respect for him, especially after he took his medicine before Marin-Roubaix. Fredericco is also a great a rider and long-time friend. However, neither rider is a champion. They do not deserve to be the sole front runners for the overall MWC. I will make San Raflaanderrs hard. Very Hard."

Hushvod, then rushed into a black Lincoln Town Car that whisked him away, reportedly to club seats for tonight’s opening night match between the Giants and Brewers.

2 comments:

  1. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you...

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  2. Hushvod - Ha! Robinski will unload his full Katyusha fire power and crush all (or be banished to Siberia forever)

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