PHRO Lays down Penalty For Lodewick!
The Primitief Hamerhoofd het Rennen Organisatie (Savage Bicycling Racing Organization) assistant director Ken Echtgenoot has ruled on Marin World Cup leader Jonas Lodewick missed drug test this weekend.
Echtgenoot sternly proclaimed, "We cannot tolerate this mockery of the Tuesday Night formula. Jonas Lodewick will abide by this punishment or will not be allowed to start the the Marin-Roubaix." (formerly known as the Cirque du Camp Chinois)
In an unothodox move the director of PHRO has informed Whole Athlete owner Damiano Frediano that his star rider Lodewick must consume one (1) shot of whisky no more than 5 minutes before the Ceremonial parade departure from Hushvod Boosters Clubhouse-the start of tomorrow's much anticipated Marin-Roubaix.
As of yet, there has been no comment from the Lodewick camp.
"We cannot find him!" says Frediano. "This is no admission of guilt, although it does raise some questions. Will he 'prepare' with a shot of whisky to level the playing field? I do not know."
The Primitief Hamerhoofd het Rennen Organisatie (Savage Bicycling Racing Organization) assistant director Ken Echtgenoot has ruled on Marin World Cup leader Jonas Lodewick missed drug test this weekend.
Echtgenoot sternly proclaimed, "We cannot tolerate this mockery of the Tuesday Night formula. Jonas Lodewick will abide by this punishment or will not be allowed to start the the Marin-Roubaix." (formerly known as the Cirque du Camp Chinois)
In an unothodox move the director of PHRO has informed Whole Athlete owner Damiano Frediano that his star rider Lodewick must consume one (1) shot of whisky no more than 5 minutes before the Ceremonial parade departure from Hushvod Boosters Clubhouse-the start of tomorrow's much anticipated Marin-Roubaix.
As of yet, there has been no comment from the Lodewick camp.
"We cannot find him!" says Frediano. "This is no admission of guilt, although it does raise some questions. Will he 'prepare' with a shot of whisky to level the playing field? I do not know."
The Marin-Robaix will; start at 6:45 Tuesday April 7th.
I just knew Lodewick was cheating! I'm sure the commissaries will level the maximum penalty, "The Miwok Cocktail" - a Casey Jones’ IPA, a shot of Old Potrero, and a Tripel Dipsea"
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