Der Lengyenstein out of Marin Roubaix due to Unfortunate Yoga Incident.
Perennial Hungarian lead out man Sandor Der Lengyenstein was competing at the Chakra Rocks Extreme Yoga Invitational in Fairfax, CA. According to event organizer Suri Shri Rasneesh, “Der Lengyenstein was dominating the event. He brought all his chakras with him today.” Der Lengyenstein appeared to have the event sewn up with a Shavasana so deep, so profound, and so corpselike, he appeared to be asleep. When it came to transition from Shavasana to Suptavirapratahamitakansasnana, he became stuck in Shavasana. Several svelte yoginis, twelve healing crystal orbs, and six rounds of Oms were required to bring him out of Shavasana. Despite lingering peacefulness and tranquility, Der Lengyenstein remains hopeful for next week’s fake race classic, Ronde Von SanRaflaanferran.
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